Chelsea Handler Goes Off On A Drunken 2nd Amendment Rant

Chelsea Handler Goes Off On A Drunken 2nd Amendment Rant
Before they threw her off the air Chelsea Handler was an unfunny functioning alcoholic. While Obama was President the most we heard from this lush was when she assaulted us with a tweeted picture of her naked silicone boobs while riding a horse.

Since Donald Trump entered the picture Chelsea Handler has lost what little gray matter she had left floating around in that black hole she calls a brain.

Where else but twitter could you read so many hilarious, unintentionally funny tweets from an unfunny, irrelevant person like Chelsea Handler. And bonus, they're ignorant of anything we in the sober world call facts.

But, what the hell, at least Chelsea Handler's drunken rants are entertaining.
As usual, a President Trump tweet got the ball rolling.

THE SECOND AMENDMENT WILL NEVER BE REPEALED! As much as Democrats would like to see this happen, and despite the words yesterday of former Supreme Court Justice Stevens, NO WAY. We need more Republicans in 2018 and must ALWAYS hold the Supreme Court!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 28, 2018


Seeing SECOND AMENDMENT in CAPS the inebriated Chelsea lost it, and started berating her computer "How dare he yell at me."

In eight years, two over which the Democrats had complete control of Washington, Obama did not pass even ONE meaningful gun reform bill. This despite a fillerbuster proof 60-vote majority in the Senate for almost two years.

In fact, the only thing the Obama administration did was classify "Bump Stocks" (remember them Democrats) as an 'accessory' making them easier to buy.

Ignoring all the Obama facts, and her belief that Trump was yelling at her, Chelsea Handler set off on her Vodka-induced tweetstorm.

That’s not going to happen because of your sham of a presidency and your lack or anything related to decency or morality. Republicans are against abortions but not against children who are ALIVE being safe in schools? Get your priorities in order. We are. https://t.co/JjvpnVNXjL

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) March 28, 2018


Chelsea Handler as a lifelong Republican, I can assure you Republicans like our Children in school to be ALIVE and safe. Those "dead safe" want to eat your brains and chase you around.

My armed guards aren’t killing children and don’t have semi automatic weapons.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) March 28, 2018


Despite decades of trying to educate these little-retarded morons. The Democrats just can't grasp the difference between an "Automatic" weapon and a "Semi-Automatic" weapon. Let me try again, this time I'll use some color coding... Maybe that will help.

Automatic Weapon, Pull the trigger ONCE = You Get LOTS and LOTS of Bullets
Semi-Automatic Weapon, Pull the Trigger ONCE = You Get ONE Bullet

They also can't seem to grasp the concept that while semi-automatic rifles like the AR-15 are widely available, fully automatic weapons are not.

You can still buy an automatic weapon like a machine gun, but their sale and ownership are highly regulated and are incredibly expensive. Automatic weapons sales have been restricted in the United States since the 1934 National Firearms Act was passed.

Give those people assault rifles and they kill. Ban assault rifles and they don’t. Why would you support assault rifles? Why is that necessary? I’m not talking about handguns for the 2nd amendment, which by the way was written before assault weapons

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) March 28, 2018
It's amazing that we just published an article asking why this Italian woman could answer the "Why?" question better than any Democrat. In our opinion when it comes to the "Why?" it's just a hopeless cause.

"Those People? Isn't that a racist phrase?

In my 55-years I have yet to see a person handed a rifle and see them magically transform into some crazed Rambo killing machine.

Just as an added note the liberals will never let go of their Hollywood fantasy of our forefathers having muskets that took 20-minutes to load one bullet. The fact is a good musketeer was expected to load and fire 3 to 5 bullets per minute. Liberal also seem to forget about The Kalthoff repeater and The Puckle gun.

Part of being safe In schools and public is not to allow assault weapons that can kill multiple people in seconds. Why on earth to we need assauly weapons? Keep your handguns and rifles.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) March 28, 2018


Before unconsciousness took hold of her, Chelsea's last tweet shows her intoxication has reaching "Epic" levels. So, non-inebriated people will have to do a little deciphering to read her tweets.

"Why on earth to we need assauly weapons?" = "Why on Earth do we need assault weapons?" But give the lush a little credit, she got the "?" right.

Again Liberals never let facts get in the way of their fiction. Assault weapons are used in just 3% of gun-related crimes in the United States.

Democrats are always saying "We don't want to take your handguns." But the FACT is handguns are responsible for nearly all gun-related homicides and suicides.

So how does banning something like rifles, that doesn't make people unsafe, make people safe?

Until the next bottle of hilarious tweets from this intoxicated silicon based life-form.

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