Santa Bernie Reveals His 2020 Giveaways Monday

Santa Bernie Reveals His 2020 Giveaways Monday
Despite the 2020 Presidential election still over two years away, On Monday Crazy Bernie Sanders will bestow an early Christmas present to all his "Nanny State" dreamers.

Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential election bid starts with his big reveal of all the goodies that America can never afford to pay for.

We are sure they will include all the regular goodies such as free medical, free schooling, and a chicken in every pot. But Bernie will also be introducing his latest freebie... A guaranteed job for every single American.

God forbid Bernie says "American" because that would be, of course, racist! So, after the social media outrage dies down, he'll have to update his plan to read "humans." But then that may upset the other 72 other pronouns. Oh, the good old days when Bill Nye the science guy told us there were only men and women.

According to Fox News.

Sanders has an outline that "calls for the government to fund hundreds of projects in categories such as infrastructure, education and the environment."

Americans who want to do the hard work of building roads and bridges, educating children, and cleaning up embankments on major highways will either receive a job with one of these projects — full healthcare benefits and a $15-per-hour wage, included — or receive job training.

Hopefully, but I highly doubt it, Sanders will finally clue us in on how he plans to pay for all Unicorns pooping Rainbows, pie in the sky, freebies for all plan.

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