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Stem Cell Research Gone Wild!!!

Advanced scientific research has revealed that stem cells can morph into...

...just about anything!!

An endless supply of replacement socks*
Artisan Q-Tips*
Hack-proof passwords*
Extra brain lobes with 500 gigabytes memory*
Vegetarian vampires that drink V-8 juice instead of blood*
Satellite dish ear extensions*

*Disclaimer - Clinical trials still ongoing