USWNT 'Woke' World Cup Soccer Star Allie Long's Key To NYC Was Stolen in LA - Bwahahahahaha!

Hey, Allie Long are you 'Woke' yet to the fact that when you leave your hotel door open and come back an hour later, don't act shocked when you get robbed?
World Cup winner Allie Long found herself the victim of a crime after her hotel room was robbed Wednesday, the night of her team's appearance at the ESPY Awards.
Long was staying at the luxurious Ritz Carlton Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. According to the police report, Long and her husband left their hotel room door slightly ajar to visit another room at about 9 p.m.
Because, only "woke" people think "The world is full of cotton candy clouds, with unicorns flying overhead pooping rainbows, so there aren't any bad people in the world.
When they returned an hour later.... SURPRISE! Not surprised.
The USWNT soccer star got a rude a-WOKE-ning when Liberal loony toon Allie Long screamed out "Oh, MY There's No Such Thing As God"
Long's wedding ring, an unknown amount of cash and the key to the city she just received from Moronic NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio.
Midfielder Allie Long tweeted about the incident, of course, leaving out her idiocy
ESPYS someone stole my wedding ring, cash and the key to my favorite city after just receiving it from my hotel room. Do you make copies @NYCMayor? I would love a new one."
Of course, Mayor Buffoon will replace the stolen 'Key to the city" and it'll be Free, NOT FREE.
After all, it's not like de Blasio will be paying for it. That bill will be paid by the New York state taxpayers.
Despite their huge 2020 tax hike, I'm sure they won't mind replacing Allie long's stolen key to the city, and then shipping it to her by Free, NOT FREE FedEx.
The only way this story get's better is if they find the thief and she's an illegal alien with multiple arrests and multiple deportations.

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