Top 5 Reasons Pelosi Hates Trump's Border Wall

von Dominick Mezzapesa · 22.03.2018

Top 5 Reasons Pelosi Hates Trump's Border Wall
Democratic Minority Leader Loony Toon Nancy Pelosi hates President Trump's border wall. Of course, she will never tell you the truth, which is "We want more Democrat voters." Instead, Pelosi gave a multitude of reason, each getting more asinine as she went along.

So here is our list of Nancy Pelosi's top five reasons she is against the border wall.

Starting with deranged and working our way to full on retarded.
#5. Walls are immoral.

How a barrier at the border of a free country that allows people to come and go through itin an orderly, legal, process is immoral - is something she never actually explains.

#4. Walls are a symbol of hate.
Pelosi has tweeted that the border wall proposed by Trump is a symbol of hate. Maybe all walls are symbols of hate to Nancy? She does likes to tweet these things without explaining herself.

#3. A wall would hurt community trade.
“I do know Representatives in the House and Senators in that body, from the border areas have some serious objection to a wall - to a wall,” Pelosi said in February.

“Because they know how detrimental it can be to the community trade to all the other aspects of a border.”

All those aspects of a border, except say…security.

#2. The border wall would be too high.
“Did you see it? How high it is?” Pelosi said during a press conference this month. That was before she called it "obnoxious."

Yeah, border walls are high. That would seem to be the point, to make them tough to get over. You know what else is high? (no, not Nancy) The grass at the border.

#1. Mowing the grass is an alternative.
Yes, Pelosi actually suggested that mowing the grass at the border might be a more appropriate border control measure.