Joe Kennedy Doesn't Need A Bib Explains Drool #Chapstick
Drooling Joe Kennedy Doesn't Need A Bib
No one in the world was more happy to see "Drooling" Joe Kennedy, Than Marco "Boy am I Thirsty" Rubio.
In 2016 the Democrats could never connect with the "American People." Hillary Clinton only cared about the Coastal Liberal Elites and their money. Hell, she never even bothered to visit Wisconsin or the working class people who suffered during the historic Louisiana Flooding.
So, of course, in 2018 to show Americans how much they learned in that historic defeat, this time will be different. To show Democrats do care about "Working Americans" and the "Rust-Belt States, the Democrat establishment in the #MeToo Women's era tabbed Conan O'Brien... Wait that's not right? Oh, yea! Mr. #MilkyWhite himself, Rep. Joe Kennedy III to give the official Democratic SOTU response.
Get That Boy A Bib
It didn't take long before regretting that decision. Kennedy looked like he needed a bib the way he seemed to be drooling. But, Kennedy insisted that it was just a copious amount of ChapStick — not drool — on his lips when he delivered his response to the State of the Union.
Joe Kennedy’s ‘drool-mouth’
He told CNN that Tuesday night’s ChapStick application was “a little too much.” You think? Boy, these Democrats are quick ain't they? No one in the room bothered to clue Opie in? No one said "Hey Joe! Here, use my sleeve."
Unlike Drooling Joe Kennedy's entourage. Social media users didn’t bite their lips.
Now Trending #1
Almost immediately #Chapstick was making toward #1 of Twitters Trending list. #Chapstick was quickly followed by #Chapstickgate, #Droolgate, #DroolingJoe, #ChapstickKennedy, #JoeKennedydrool, and ironically enough #Chappaquiddick. But many of those tweets were about his murdering uncle Teddy.
— Cynical_Stan (@Cynic_Sam) January 31, 2018
— KrissyMAGA22 ⚖️✝️ (@KrissyMAGA3X) January 31, 2018
— Delron Da Thugg (@DelronDaThug) January 31, 2018
Remember #SuzyChapStick?
CALL ME #JoeyChapStickpic.twitter.com/yhsRmtR6ko
— Laughing Lyon (@Laughing_Lyon) January 31, 2018
Now all The Drooling Democrat Needs to explain is who taught #MilkyWhite when speaking, you're allowed to say no more than four words at a time and not one syllable more?
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No one in the world was more happy to see "Drooling" Joe Kennedy, Than Marco "Boy am I Thirsty" Rubio.
In 2016 the Democrats could never connect with the "American People." Hillary Clinton only cared about the Coastal Liberal Elites and their money. Hell, she never even bothered to visit Wisconsin or the working class people who suffered during the historic Louisiana Flooding.
So, of course, in 2018 to show Americans how much they learned in that historic defeat, this time will be different. To show Democrats do care about "Working Americans" and the "Rust-Belt States, the Democrat establishment in the #MeToo Women's era tabbed Conan O'Brien... Wait that's not right? Oh, yea! Mr. #MilkyWhite himself, Rep. Joe Kennedy III to give the official Democratic SOTU response.
Get That Boy A Bib
It didn't take long before regretting that decision. Kennedy looked like he needed a bib the way he seemed to be drooling. But, Kennedy insisted that it was just a copious amount of ChapStick — not drool — on his lips when he delivered his response to the State of the Union.
Joe Kennedy’s ‘drool-mouth’
He told CNN that Tuesday night’s ChapStick application was “a little too much.” You think? Boy, these Democrats are quick ain't they? No one in the room bothered to clue Opie in? No one said "Hey Joe! Here, use my sleeve."
Unlike Drooling Joe Kennedy's entourage. Social media users didn’t bite their lips.
Now Trending #1
Almost immediately #Chapstick was making toward #1 of Twitters Trending list. #Chapstick was quickly followed by #Chapstickgate, #Droolgate, #DroolingJoe, #ChapstickKennedy, #JoeKennedydrool, and ironically enough #Chappaquiddick. But many of those tweets were about his murdering uncle Teddy.
Joe Kennedy #chapstickpic.twitter.com/cOvt3crkJ3
— Cynical_Stan (@Cynic_Sam) January 31, 2018
#DroolingJoeKennedy your #chapstick called, it wants your mouth back! #Droolgate#DroolingJoepic.twitter.com/JPl8eigkBJ
— KrissyMAGA22 ⚖️✝️ (@KrissyMAGA3X) January 31, 2018
It definitely looks like the #TeddyKennedy#chappaquiddick special, doesn’t it? @joekennedy#DumbDildo#DopeyJoe#DopeyJoeKennedy#Chapstick#TidePodChallenge#DryMouth#QAnon@realDonaldTrump@POTUSpic.twitter.com/KzCwWRpCvU
— Delron Da Thugg (@DelronDaThug) January 31, 2018
#ChapstickKennedy#ChapStick@ChapStick#JoeKennedydrool#Drool#Kenedy#SOTUS#DemocraticResponse#DroolingJoe#DroolinJoeKennedy#MAGA#Trump
Remember #SuzyChapStick?
CALL ME #JoeyChapStickpic.twitter.com/yhsRmtR6ko
— Laughing Lyon (@Laughing_Lyon) January 31, 2018
Now all The Drooling Democrat Needs to explain is who taught #MilkyWhite when speaking, you're allowed to say no more than four words at a time and not one syllable more?
Related Article: What Grade Did We Give President Trump SOTU Address?
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