I am married to a "Revolver Rani" type girl, who abandons me for I can't fire my GUN on target. However, I love her so much that I file a petition for restitution of conjugal rights in a matrimonial court. In the meantime, my beloved "Revolver Rani" murders an innocent guy in cold blood, who like me just couldn't fire his GUN on target, and is awarded a death sentence. I, as clever as I am, file an application in the matrimonial court seeking stay on her death sentence. And when the defendant raises an objection of jurisdiction, I say we will see the jurisdiction later, first you ensure that "Revolver Rani" stays alive, so that at least once I can fire my GUN on target. Surprise, surprise, the court grants me the stay assuming a "prima facie jurisdiction" a la the International Court of Justice in re: Kulbhushan Jadhav.

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